sure we all want fame . . .

but can we really handle it? i always said to myself these famous people who kill themselves are crazy. they can have what ever the hell they want. however after seeing this picture, i finally get it:

WHY? am I thinking about that from this pic? Well that's Scarlett Johanson, and from this picture people were reporting she is pregnant.

WTF?!?!?! She is pregnant cuz of that "unsightly" flab in the front? I am so confused? How many people have that unsightly flab? She has been training for months for a new movie and is reported in the best shape she has ever been. Out of 200 pictures paparazzi probably took, they dug out the one that just happens to catch her belly flab up like EVERYBODY does when you're in motion.

Now just imagine someone who is NOT STRONG MINDED, who may need help or have a drug addiction and you put them under a microscope, with constant poking and prodding. i can honestly see why some people might not be able to take it.

This just has to be soooooo irritating. So big up all the artist, performers, actors, who are strong enough to deal with the gossip and paparazzi!!!

the ugly roles . . .

have you ever wondered when you're watching a movie and it's a ugly ass or  morbidly obese person and you wonder . . . how did they get that role?

like is it a casting called held for ugly people? and what makes the criteria for ugly? i can kinda understand the obese part (maybe it goes, you have to be at least 300+ pounds, male or female, able to walk certain distances) but WHO DECIDES WHO IS UGLY?

the pic above is an actual "ugly model". when they cast do they say, male, missing teeth, stringy hair, bad skin? woman, hump back, bad teeth, scars on face? and then on top of that, who is brave enough to be like HELL YEA IM UGLY let me go be in this role? how much does an "ugly" person get paid?

seriously i know i'm not the only person who wonders this!!!

does size matter?

YES IT DOES.

i don't know who the hell keep saying it doesn't

ladies stop bullshitting men, if it's too small and it's not pleasing tell them.

fellas stop blaming woman saying they have "loose/big pum pum" or it's "too wet, i slide out" 

sex DOES matter in a relationship, therefore a PLEASING SIZE is important. if you can't satisfy each other sexually, it can/may/will lead to cheating. simple as that.

oh and we lie too

the previous post was about fellas and their lying but hey, ladies we lie too. we lie better though.

i got this on a bbm blast:

Top 6 lies that women tell men:
#6: He's just a friend.
#5: You're the only man I've ever done this to...
#4: I'm cumming...
#3: I'm on my period.
#2: It's not small, it's just the right size that I like,
And the #1 lie of all...
(drum roll)
This pussy is all yours!!

and the guy said, so have you told any of those lies? i said i damn sure did, and let me add one more . . . #7 I've got a yeast infection. he was ehh why tell that lie? i said cuz if you USE #3 and you not on you're period, you gotta have another lie for when you REALLY ARE on your period . . . ROTFLMAO.

he told me i was wicked and said what else is a lie . . . i said, I'm cramping, I'm sleep, and anything that follows . . . "Oh my kids xyz . . . "

i let him know, for a woman to tell a lie like that, she doesn't rate the person she's telling the lie too OR your ass had lied to her already and she's just like fuck it, HE'S not that serious.

now to be honest . . . with the exception of #1 (cuz even in a relationship u could be cheating), if you're in a long term relationship or with someone who's known you for a long time. none of these lies should work because HE SHOULD KNOW YOU well enough to either #1 know when you lying or #2 know your cycle or #3 fuck you well enough to really make you cum.

and ladies, if the dick isn't right size for you, tell the truth. i have to admit, that is ONE LIE I DO NOT tell. if you have a short dick man, that doesn't please you tell him. cuz when he keeps tryna come back and that shit is wack, it'll piss u off, and u'll end up trashing a really decent person (oooops, did i do that??? haha)

yup woman lie, men lie . . . and well somewhere in between we gotta meet.

are you telling the TRUTH?

this post is to the fellas

tell the damn truth. **sigh**

plain and simple. let me go into detail . . .

meet this guy months ago, and he moved funny. like only calling during certain times of the day, going to bed by 9pm (and nah it's not like he gets up to go to work in the am), always busy when you call & have to call u back but "text" you instead. etc etc. anyways, i was like dude, obviously you have a girl/situation/drama/wife SOMETHING. and he denied it to the fullest. "no nothing at all, just BUSY".

i'm like well i must look like booboo the fool. so my interaction stopped with him stop, but he would text like once week or so. anyways, LOL, seen this guy recently and LOW AND BEHOLD he has a baby on his phone. i said ur baby huh? he was like yup. i said a few months old huh? he was like yea almost 3 months BUT LET ME EXPLAIN.

i just laughed and said nah. you shoulda just TOLD THE DAMN TRUTH WHEN I SAID you have something going on. SMDH.

fellas . . . just tell the damn truth. i mean shit if shawty don't know and it's not serious alright, i feel you, i won't tell neither . . . HOWEVER if it's the possibility of it becoming serious, or you're just really cool with the chic and it's OBVIOUS as FUCK she know what's up, JUST BE REAL, TELL THE DAMN TRUTH.

saves u from being a dumb ass later. even if she still cool with you, TRUST AND BELIEVE she is joking on ur ass.

hip hop my 1st true love

hip hop
my 1st true love
and i lost
her along the way
i don't know where
she went
to hell and back
like fiends on crack
a rehab needed
to get her
back on track
cuz
stripper songs
is for the
dolla bills
and tip drills
o let's do it
for the
lyrics of
stories
like a
reflection eternal
or how to get by
positive reaches
and flyin high
instead of
seein some
ass for sum
cash
hip hop
my love
i lost  you
along the way
when the sound
of a gun shot
became an artist name
jokers with
ice cream on
they faces
reaching fame like
stripper bitches
makin it rain
like pink wigs
and gaga outfits
and ha ha
autotune
effects
hip hop
just aint the same
hip hop was my
playmate
filling hours in my
room with playdates
and now i
turn on my radio
so
heartbroken &
confused
my ears feel misused
abused
heart battered
from all this
hip hop
that is not.
im sorry i did you wrong
got fancy
thinking
bling
was king
and poppin bottles
was the thing
but now
i see
and he see
and she see
and they see
and we all
see
hip hop was fine
like an aged wine
and now
the bottle cracked
pants was too low
to keep it on track
got damn it
this shit is
wack
def, dope, fresh
never.
ever hip hop
i lost you
like hi tops
and fades
big dookie chains
please just please
hip hop
my 1st true love
come back.

lnd 2011

complete randomness

 how i see someone who posted up pics of someone else's chain like yea . . . xyz i'm part of the team. how embarassing is that? where is your pic with the chain? if you don't have one yourself, than go back to daycare, that's some kiddie shit.

taking picture with an artist at a show doesn't mean you really know them. #pause #stop 

 this woman is retarded.

all because you see my "name" online doesn't really mean i'm there, do people not realize that yet? IM and chat isn't new, been around for almost 2 decades now. so stop sending stupid ass pity messages, "guess you don't want to talk to me" "hi. hi. hi. helloooooooooooo. are you there?" "why are you ignoring me" >> FYI the more you send those, i will ignore. lol.

with all the internet presence, and bios and shit you post on your social media, why do people still ask u questions that are OBVIOUS. like do you have kids??? UMMMM nah the 2 boys in my photo are just random kids. do you like reggae music???? UMMMM nah i just posted 2 vybz kartel videos, and 1 mavado just RANDOMLY.

 sure it's disney but REALLY, queen latifah ur ok with being pictured as URSULA? the evil octopus?

why do people keep texting/im'ing/bbm'ing you after they ask you if you busy and you say YES?

why do men ask "is it serious" " do you love him" and questions like that after you tell them you have a man? that shit is wack, and even if i thought i might would talk to you, i damn sure ater you ask that. you look desperate.

 more foolishness!!! bootleg time, here we come!!

there is a huge difference between american men and caribbean men. #realtalk

hiphop and love??? should be called the side chics of hiphop.

ummm soulja boy???

and i end with this . . . twitter has become boring right? until somebody tweets some dumb shit like that soulja boy pic . . . ROTFLMAO

SWAGGER JACKERS

lol i hate the word "SWAGGER" (yea i know my name is SWAGGA) just sounds like a NERD, when you say the "ER" part lol.

i used it to make an emphasis though, i hate swagger jackers.

look do you and be you. for real.