sure we all want fame . . .

but can we really handle it? i always said to myself these famous people who kill themselves are crazy. they can have what ever the hell they want. however after seeing this picture, i finally get it:

WHY? am I thinking about that from this pic? Well that's Scarlett Johanson, and from this picture people were reporting she is pregnant.

WTF?!?!?! She is pregnant cuz of that "unsightly" flab in the front? I am so confused? How many people have that unsightly flab? She has been training for months for a new movie and is reported in the best shape she has ever been. Out of 200 pictures paparazzi probably took, they dug out the one that just happens to catch her belly flab up like EVERYBODY does when you're in motion.

Now just imagine someone who is NOT STRONG MINDED, who may need help or have a drug addiction and you put them under a microscope, with constant poking and prodding. i can honestly see why some people might not be able to take it.

This just has to be soooooo irritating. So big up all the artist, performers, actors, who are strong enough to deal with the gossip and paparazzi!!!

the ugly roles . . .

have you ever wondered when you're watching a movie and it's a ugly ass or  morbidly obese person and you wonder . . . how did they get that role?

like is it a casting called held for ugly people? and what makes the criteria for ugly? i can kinda understand the obese part (maybe it goes, you have to be at least 300+ pounds, male or female, able to walk certain distances) but WHO DECIDES WHO IS UGLY?

the pic above is an actual "ugly model". when they cast do they say, male, missing teeth, stringy hair, bad skin? woman, hump back, bad teeth, scars on face? and then on top of that, who is brave enough to be like HELL YEA IM UGLY let me go be in this role? how much does an "ugly" person get paid?

seriously i know i'm not the only person who wonders this!!!

does size matter?

YES IT DOES.

i don't know who the hell keep saying it doesn't

ladies stop bullshitting men, if it's too small and it's not pleasing tell them.

fellas stop blaming woman saying they have "loose/big pum pum" or it's "too wet, i slide out" 

sex DOES matter in a relationship, therefore a PLEASING SIZE is important. if you can't satisfy each other sexually, it can/may/will lead to cheating. simple as that.

oh and we lie too

the previous post was about fellas and their lying but hey, ladies we lie too. we lie better though.

i got this on a bbm blast:

Top 6 lies that women tell men:
#6: He's just a friend.
#5: You're the only man I've ever done this to...
#4: I'm cumming...
#3: I'm on my period.
#2: It's not small, it's just the right size that I like,
And the #1 lie of all...
(drum roll)
This pussy is all yours!!

and the guy said, so have you told any of those lies? i said i damn sure did, and let me add one more . . . #7 I've got a yeast infection. he was ehh why tell that lie? i said cuz if you USE #3 and you not on you're period, you gotta have another lie for when you REALLY ARE on your period . . . ROTFLMAO.

he told me i was wicked and said what else is a lie . . . i said, I'm cramping, I'm sleep, and anything that follows . . . "Oh my kids xyz . . . "

i let him know, for a woman to tell a lie like that, she doesn't rate the person she's telling the lie too OR your ass had lied to her already and she's just like fuck it, HE'S not that serious.

now to be honest . . . with the exception of #1 (cuz even in a relationship u could be cheating), if you're in a long term relationship or with someone who's known you for a long time. none of these lies should work because HE SHOULD KNOW YOU well enough to either #1 know when you lying or #2 know your cycle or #3 fuck you well enough to really make you cum.

and ladies, if the dick isn't right size for you, tell the truth. i have to admit, that is ONE LIE I DO NOT tell. if you have a short dick man, that doesn't please you tell him. cuz when he keeps tryna come back and that shit is wack, it'll piss u off, and u'll end up trashing a really decent person (oooops, did i do that??? haha)

yup woman lie, men lie . . . and well somewhere in between we gotta meet.

are you telling the TRUTH?

this post is to the fellas

tell the damn truth. **sigh**

plain and simple. let me go into detail . . .

meet this guy months ago, and he moved funny. like only calling during certain times of the day, going to bed by 9pm (and nah it's not like he gets up to go to work in the am), always busy when you call & have to call u back but "text" you instead. etc etc. anyways, i was like dude, obviously you have a girl/situation/drama/wife SOMETHING. and he denied it to the fullest. "no nothing at all, just BUSY".

i'm like well i must look like booboo the fool. so my interaction stopped with him stop, but he would text like once week or so. anyways, LOL, seen this guy recently and LOW AND BEHOLD he has a baby on his phone. i said ur baby huh? he was like yup. i said a few months old huh? he was like yea almost 3 months BUT LET ME EXPLAIN.

i just laughed and said nah. you shoulda just TOLD THE DAMN TRUTH WHEN I SAID you have something going on. SMDH.

fellas . . . just tell the damn truth. i mean shit if shawty don't know and it's not serious alright, i feel you, i won't tell neither . . . HOWEVER if it's the possibility of it becoming serious, or you're just really cool with the chic and it's OBVIOUS as FUCK she know what's up, JUST BE REAL, TELL THE DAMN TRUTH.

saves u from being a dumb ass later. even if she still cool with you, TRUST AND BELIEVE she is joking on ur ass.

hip hop my 1st true love

hip hop
my 1st true love
and i lost
her along the way
i don't know where
she went
to hell and back
like fiends on crack
a rehab needed
to get her
back on track
cuz
stripper songs
is for the
dolla bills
and tip drills
o let's do it
for the
lyrics of
stories
like a
reflection eternal
or how to get by
positive reaches
and flyin high
instead of
seein some
ass for sum
cash
hip hop
my love
i lost  you
along the way
when the sound
of a gun shot
became an artist name
jokers with
ice cream on
they faces
reaching fame like
stripper bitches
makin it rain
like pink wigs
and gaga outfits
and ha ha
autotune
effects
hip hop
just aint the same
hip hop was my
playmate
filling hours in my
room with playdates
and now i
turn on my radio
so
heartbroken &
confused
my ears feel misused
abused
heart battered
from all this
hip hop
that is not.
im sorry i did you wrong
got fancy
thinking
bling
was king
and poppin bottles
was the thing
but now
i see
and he see
and she see
and they see
and we all
see
hip hop was fine
like an aged wine
and now
the bottle cracked
pants was too low
to keep it on track
got damn it
this shit is
wack
def, dope, fresh
never.
ever hip hop
i lost you
like hi tops
and fades
big dookie chains
please just please
hip hop
my 1st true love
come back.

lnd 2011

complete randomness

 how i see someone who posted up pics of someone else's chain like yea . . . xyz i'm part of the team. how embarassing is that? where is your pic with the chain? if you don't have one yourself, than go back to daycare, that's some kiddie shit.

taking picture with an artist at a show doesn't mean you really know them. #pause #stop 

 this woman is retarded.

all because you see my "name" online doesn't really mean i'm there, do people not realize that yet? IM and chat isn't new, been around for almost 2 decades now. so stop sending stupid ass pity messages, "guess you don't want to talk to me" "hi. hi. hi. helloooooooooooo. are you there?" "why are you ignoring me" >> FYI the more you send those, i will ignore. lol.

with all the internet presence, and bios and shit you post on your social media, why do people still ask u questions that are OBVIOUS. like do you have kids??? UMMMM nah the 2 boys in my photo are just random kids. do you like reggae music???? UMMMM nah i just posted 2 vybz kartel videos, and 1 mavado just RANDOMLY.

 sure it's disney but REALLY, queen latifah ur ok with being pictured as URSULA? the evil octopus?

why do people keep texting/im'ing/bbm'ing you after they ask you if you busy and you say YES?

why do men ask "is it serious" " do you love him" and questions like that after you tell them you have a man? that shit is wack, and even if i thought i might would talk to you, i damn sure ater you ask that. you look desperate.

 more foolishness!!! bootleg time, here we come!!

there is a huge difference between american men and caribbean men. #realtalk

hiphop and love??? should be called the side chics of hiphop.

ummm soulja boy???

and i end with this . . . twitter has become boring right? until somebody tweets some dumb shit like that soulja boy pic . . . ROTFLMAO

SWAGGER JACKERS

lol i hate the word "SWAGGER" (yea i know my name is SWAGGA) just sounds like a NERD, when you say the "ER" part lol.

i used it to make an emphasis though, i hate swagger jackers.

look do you and be you. for real.

deadbeats and the women who love them . . .

"deadbeats and the women who love them"

i for the LIFE of me, can't not understand how, my deadbeat sperm donor, has 2 woman, YES 2!!! one he lives with and one he is engaged too (my understanding of the story).

why i am sooooooooooooo shocked is, this man has 4 kids. ranging from the oldest who is just about to turn 18, to the youngest who is i guess 4 or 5 now?

the only one he is ACTIVE with is, the youngest, by default of course, he lives with that one. but the others, to be honest, i doubt he can even tell u where any of those children are right now. no lie!! ask him if he knows what school they go too?  hell ask him if they even WENT to school today? he wouldn't know.

take my son, he has not SEEN or SPOKEN to him since September 2009. he constantly tells people i don't allow him to interact with him, WELL WAIT A DAMN MINUTE, check my phone records. you haven't ATTEMPTED to call in over a year. nowwwwwwwww how the HELL am i stopping you from interacting?  i live EXACTLY 7 minutes away from him, you can't come knock on the door?

Anyways, back to these woman. REGARDLESS of what he's telling them about me, cuz he drags my name thru utter shit, it's still 2 woman before me. are ya'll woman that fucking stupid to believe, we're all PURPOSELY keeping him away from his kids? it's 3 mothers & 3 kids, that he's done this too?!?!? and you still love and accept him? AND ya'll are MOTHERS as well???? how can another MOTHER accept the fact that he's so TRIFLIN to his kids?


he does NOT work (last job i knew he had was in 2004). he does NOT contribute. he does NOT participate as a parent. WTF? and he has not only 1 but 2 women?? 

WTF?!?!?!

PLEASE i am usually good at rationalizing and figuring out things, but this one i honestly just, my brain hurts trying to figure it out. it really does. how the fuck can woman love a deadbeat?

HANGOVER >> IS BACK!!

I just hope they do justice to the original movie with the 2nd one. I have seen Hangover at least 30 times. The movie is just friggin hilarious. Hell even my son can recite entire Hangover scenes SMDH!!!

postive energy vibe zone!!

i had the most execellent conversation this morning. one of those random ones, where we were just rambling about one thing and then the person just said something that has you like DAMN, you're right.

he was telling me about the book/documentary "the secret' and summing it up he basically said: what you put out in the universe is what you get back. now this lesson i've heard over time, but he pinpointed on something i say to myself daily: "if you wake up every morning and think about you're broke, than that's what's gonna keep coming back to you" and it was like a huge DING in my head. he's right . . . if i constantly manifest negative vibes about money, well how do i expect a positive return?

so this morning . . . i am positive. i am positive my bills will be paid and although my pockets might be empty, i'm still rich!! i realize that this isn't an easy thing to do, but i'm deciding to take out some time in my day to concrete on my positive desires. it's enough negativity in the world as in, why put more into it?

positive energy vibe zone!!!!!!

mmhmm til the end of time . . .

yesssssssssssss lawd.

now i don't watch videos anymore cuz most of them is just pure damn foolishness, it's been YEARS, i mean i can probably say since the 90s that i have been hyped up over a VIDEO and THE SONG at the same time. lol (as in sometimes i like the video and not the song, or like the song and not the video)

i don't know anything about this artist, i think it's a wonderful show of BLACK BEAUTY, but the SONG and the vocals, the artistry is what stands out most to me. i hope this song doesn't get underrated by the black beauty in the video.

3.8 Million Dollars

If you had that . . . what would you do with it?

Me . . . I'd pay off ALL MY BILLS, then my grandma's bill and house, pay (in full) for a reliable vehicle, put money away for my kids, put money away for me, buy the kids some things, and invest in my business.

While I would HELLA admire this bag . . . sorry, it'd have to pass me buy. This bag below is worth 3.8 million dollars. Now people are in Haiti still living in tents, but somebody had 3.8 million just sitting there to buy the diamonds and so forth to make this bag . . . damn shame.

desert flower

great book, i read over and over many years ago has now became a short film.

"desert flower" is the story of model waris dirie and her fight againist "female genitalia mutilation"

SELLING MUSIC OR BODY PARTS?

I must wonder . . . does Lil Kim still have it or not?


Granted her and Michael Jackson must share plastic surgeons because she's undergone a great deal of obvious changes (especially her deflatable Slyvester Stallone lips) - however recently she's been snapped exposing body parts. Is she selling MUSIC or BOOB now?


I mean Kim is that what you have to do now to compete with Barbie? Cuz for real, at least you actually say words when you rhyme, I have no idea what Barbie be talking about half the time. lol.

ADVICE: long distance relationship or friendship?

question: "My friend is back. What I mean by that is, we were together until he moved out of state. I wasn't into long distance at the time so it just kinda left as is. We never actually ended but we didn't continue. Since then I started a long distance relationship. Now my friend is back and is like ok let's pick up where we left off. I'm confused because my relationship with my long distance friend was so "open" because I was single. Now well yea, I'm confused. What you think?"

my response: I honestly can't give you nothing solid. How "long distance" is the relationship? Is it a few hours away and is it a long distance FRIENDSHIP or RELATIONSHIP because as I continue with this response, it just dawned on me, YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP. You did say it was a "long distance relationship" So you talking back to the friend who moved away, would be cheating. Since I don't know for sure, I say define what is going on with your "long distance" thing and move on from there. If it's just a friendship than cool, but if it's an actual relationship, well you've got a whole other problem cuz seems like you are still interested in the ex. If that's so, than you have a decision to make and please, be honest and truthful to both parties.

sidenote: long distance relationships are not easy, but they need to be defined and worked on just like a local relationship. what i mean by defined is: a lot of us have "online" buddies, people who we talk to daily and would probably even link with if they were local. HOWEVER, this doesn't mean it's an actual "relationship". without definition of what's really going on, someone can get hurt or be mislead.

this is a bugatti

so now you can also know WTF all these rappers are talking about lol . . .

BENZ or POP BOTTLES

i just have to say . . . if you POP BOTTLES, but drive rentals or borrow a car every week, do not rent or own any property, do not have a permanent place to lay your head OTHER than your mom or your boy's spot, and team your weekly POP BOTTLES habit with a new BRAND name outfit every week, coupled with no real legal job, and court fees to be paid and etc . . . . . 

yea i won't front, i don't mind going out with you and not having to lift a finger for shit BUTTTTT

i'd much rather sit in the house with a man, watching HIS TV in HIS HOUSE with HIS Benz, Beamer, Bentley or what ever sitting outside. rather have a man that OWNS his money than waste it.

fellas . . . that's some real 2011 shit for you. think about it. and ladies if you using your debit card to keep renting ol' boy a car, while you driving your own . . . mmmmh you need to think about it too.

$$$$ Doesn't Help

WHEW. Money doesn't help. I think it makes it worse sometimes, especially with fashion. I'm not gonna go thru the WHOLE Grammy's 2011 because it's enuff sites that have, but i can say this . . . well fuck it you'll see it . . .

WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS?

and this:

NICKI & CEE LO was trying to OUT DO Lady Gaga?

Bride of Frankenstein & Liberace Peacock?

These outfits aren't attractive, flattering, they are retarded ass costumes. SMDH.

Now Lady Gaga was a bit odd in the eggshell but hell her performance outfit was THAT bad.

Best outfit of the night for me (you do need something NICE after those HOT MESSES)

is Monica, I thought she looked WONDERFUL!!

be careful what you wish for!!!

*sigh* i want to speak on this subject and don't know which way to come at it, so ummmm . . .

why is it (good or bad) - we ask for something then get it, then have no idea what to do with it??

like you wish for somebody who is nice . . . gives you complements etc etc, then you're like GOSH is this person weak? mushy?

like you wish that you & your friend can get together, have fun, get drunk and you say "oh i wanna get wasted tonight", then when you get wasted and everybody acts a butt, you're like fuckkkkkkk, why we do this?

like you wish for a promotion or new clients etc, then when you get them you realize damn, this shit is no joke, i have to work way friggin harder and you question yourself like damn do i even want this now?

like you are constantly pissed at your car, WISH i had a better car . . . then it breaks down, and you have NO car.

like you don't like somebody and you wish bad on them . . . then it happens to you instead.

like girls dig thru their man phone hoping they catch him doing something . . . then it happens and they get mad.

ok i think you get my point now. i'm just saying, be careful what you wish for. if you aren't ready for the outcome/consequences of what you are putting out, than just go ahead and keep it in.

parents & teachers . . .

after responding to a post on facebook, i felt the need to blog this and maybe it can be shared later.

parents & teachers, we have to work together. a friend of mine posted a link about another "teacher" doing wrong to her students. it's too many of these incidents happening.

i truly applaud those teachers who still have the passion to teach and nurture our children. but it is some bad apples out there. and they get away with these things when the parents are not actively involved.

ask yourself, does your child come home and tell you everything? my oldest does. if his teacher yells in the class, i know. because from young, he's always had learning problems so i instilled in my son, people are going to pick on you, people are going to misunderstand you, so YOU MUST BE PREPARED, listen and learn and NOTICE everything. i did that mainly for HIS protection, and it's worked out.

my youngest, while he loves school, has learned to do the same thing. while neither likes to be a "tattle tell" they trust in me enough that i, as their parent, and as an adult, will handle the situation properly.

moving on, yesterday i had a parent teacher conference. my son has "asperger's syndrome" which means he's not autistic but he does retain some autistic qualities. one of these is he consistently seems aloof or not concerned (however, my son is an A student) he retains what he is "hearing". anyways, one of his teachers made the statement, "he's just not concerned, and i thought he'd learned that at home, so i just let some things slide"

WTF. i looked that teacher and was like EXCUSE me? the hell? "ma'am if you learned about the children you were teaching you'd know that's just him, secondly, i've been to back to school night, and all conferences, how is that NOT BEING CONCERNED. i read all emails, and answer all calls home." her response, "you're right i'm sorry ms. davis, not all parents are as active, i do apologize and i do thank you"

Now I sit here and think to myself, what's happening to those kids who don't have active parents? This is 6th grade, this is a life altering year, a year of serious growth for many children!!

PARENTS AND TEACHERS - we have to work together from preschool to highschool graduation!!

ferrari family car

seen this on one of my fav shoes TOP GEAR, it's considered a family car because of the 2 adult seats in the back. of course ferrari is known for sports cars and 2 seaters.  would love to know if anyone owns this and actually uses it as a "family car", can u imagine soccer mom transporting the kids in this?? lol.

even as a female

this outfit looks confusing, i'm not sure why i keep seeing people, well mainly woman hype off this picture and this character??? i don't watch the show so i don't know however, the outfit could have been presented much better. it's like he's just trying to show off a bunch of pieces at the same time.

full of smoke . . .

christion - full of smoke circa 1996 - roc-a-fella

this group was the shitttttttttttttttttttttttt, and they were handsome . . . wish roc-a-fella had put more behind them

joke: stop squeezing the condom off

i don't even really know how to explain this, but i thought this was funny.

i preach to woman . . . DO KEGELS. Kegels are muscle strengthening excersizes recommended by Doctors after child birth, to basically help strengthen vagina muscles back.

anyways, after a few "incidents" the comment was made: stop squeezing the condom off!!

well this is my response . . . sooooo you saying you don't want me to have muscle grip??? what the hell. well maybe you should BUY A CONDOM THAT FITS. why wear a magnum, when you know you're a trojan extra small??? hell if i don't grip, i can't feel it.

IRON HYMEN!!!

This is what happens when you have nothing else to do . . .

Here is a quote from the site:

"Unlike your girly privates, which are internal, boy privates are external. God knew that nobody wanted to see all our lady mess, so He pushed everything up inside you. What in tarnation He was thinking when he came up with that nasty, dangling, squishy flesh on boys beats the heck out of me, but I suspect it was so it would be easier for Him to keep an eye on what they're up to. Because trust me: that grotesque grab bag of horror and disappointment is always up to something, gals."

Click on the picture to visit the site.

what the hell?

scenario . . . i'm dead asleep, my phone keeps ringing to the point i think i'm dreaming, but realize i'm not so i answer my phone . . . 

me: uh huh (i really mean i was dead sleep lol)
male: a wah di rassclaat wrong wit u, ansa yuh phone such?
me: huh
male: yow my girl, waah gwaan?
me: (pause tryna collect myself, looking at the number tryna see if i recognize it or the voice) hi, i'm sorry, i was sleep, who is this?
male: a wah di . . . so yuh nuh know mi?
me: look, *inserts name of person i think it is* stop playing, what?
male: oh so yuh nuh know who yuh a fuck?
me: HUH? WHAT?
male: fat pussy gal, is who yuh a give yuh pussy too?
me: (now awoke, pissed, and DING!!! ohhhh shit i recognize this voice) ok, ok, ok wait, this is ******
male: NO IT'S NOT. CLICK.

now i look at the number. i'm like yea ok that's who that is. i call it back, get the voicemail, WHICH confirms, yea that's who it is. so i call back, cuz i'm like WTF.

male: a wah yuh a call mi phone fa?
me: wtf? u woke me out my dead ass sleep, anyways, yea?
male: what yuh mean yea? call out sum man name, *kiss teeth*
me: #1 haven't spoken to u in 5 months, #2 ur #not in my phone #3 ur name is *****
male: no it's not.
me: WELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME?

WHAT IN THE HELL. Apparently, he goes by a nickname, and failed to remember he gave me HIS REAL name when we met. Damn idiot. Guess he was hurt that it wasn't that memorable. ROTFLMAO.

these are ugly . . . just plain ugly

sorry keri hilson . . . they are ugly.

IT'S NOT A RELATIONSHIP!!!!

Alright a friend of mine posted a comment, "WOMEN ITS OK IF U WANNA FAKE AN ORGASM,CUZ TRUST....MEN CAN FAKE A WHOLE DAMN RELATIONSHIP!"

Well I definitely have a thought on this. A lot of times, people are in relationships that aren't relationships. Period.

Example . . . a and b start off as fuck buddies, and become comfortable, months later person a see person b talking to somebody and gets mad. WELL WAIT A MINUTE, it's not a relationship, ya'll just comfortable.


Example . . . a and b are "friends", but both a and b have "situations", while a and b do spend a lot of time together, a and b are "friends". you both have situations, you both can not commit to each other, yet as time goes on "rules" start to pop up, and then one person gets mad because WAIT A MINUTE, it's not a relationship, stop treating it as such.


Example . . . a is a female, and b is a male. b made it VERY CLEAR, he doesn't want a relationship, just a friend. But a foolishly introduces b to her whole family, friends, and stops talking to other men. well months later when b decides to move or move on or whatever, a gets upset and blah blah . . . WELL it wasn't a relationship.

People if you don't know what you're in or what you're doing than ask, if you feel like you can't ask, that you shouldn't be in it. Lol and yea that statement is true, but hell woman can fake relationships as well . . . it's called, i just want your money . . . ROTFLMAO.

Style of the Future??? Maybe

Ok the previous post was about lookin good, well this one . . . is a ????

Now immediately, when I saw this picture I thought, he must be a batty boy, but reading the comments from himself and others on facebook . . . I had a some other opnions . . .

When we see a man, dressed fashionably or say haute couture - why do we automatically assume he's gay? Can men not generally love fashion?

Could this be the wave of the future?


In the 70s men wore more interesting outfits than this . . . why is it not socially acceptable now?

Opinions anyone??

Lookin Good!!

Rare do I come across pictures of "artist" "stars" nowadays and say WOW he/she looks good, but this one picture I have to show. It's Dancehall artist "Ishawna" recently at the Youth View Awards, I don't know if she styled herself or had someone style her, but from her hair, to makeup and her nails coordinating with her dress, she looks GOOD!!

ONE DROP . . .

Are you serious HALLE BERRY? Please you got to be shittin me. Do to all the drama with her and the baby daddy, she has come out to say, "She believes in the one drop rule" so her daughter is black.

Alright . . . just set racism back 100 years. Your daughter is mixed, she's not black, she's not white. Bi-racial, multi-racial, mulatto, whatever. Just stop all the fuckery with the ex and raise your daughter damn.

Seems to me something isn't right with Halle, all her exes end up with issues. I'm proud of what she has done in Hollywood being a brown skin female but damn, get it together chica.

what happened to hip hop???

When I was creating the post for the throwback video last night (mos def - umi says), I realized that the video or album at least is from 1999.

I seriously didn't think that song was that old. Sure the previous post Wu-Tang's "C.R.E.A.M." is so visually 90s, but Mos Def, I just couldn't believe it.

Then I realized . . . the past decade of music is forgettable. Aside from my certain events that took place for me in the past decade that I can associate a specific song too, I can't recall music as clearly as I can from the 90s. It's just one big blur. Meaningless.

I think the whoring of Hip Hop into commercialism and wacka flocka and lil wayne, is where my problem lies. I never was a RnB person. Dancehall well one riddim can last for years. But really, to me it's a problem when the teens, tweens, and children of now, don't even listen to some of the songs. My 10yr old is more familiar with Jay Z than he is Travis Porter. I have a teen cousin who listens to more RnB, although growing up she was a diehard "rap" person, but even she says, "that stuff is garbarge, it has no content". Now that is a RED FLAG.

Sadly, it's gonna continue to get worse before it gets better.

The club/street anthem right now goes "If you wanna see some ass, I wanna see some cash, Make it rain" . . . a whole generation is walking around singing a stripper song. Umm yea.

HIP HOP I miss you. Come back.

DATING ON DEMAND

i think i'm a nice person and i like to help out, so to anyone out there wanting to utilize your cable's "dating on demand" service . . . here is what NOT to say:

lol this facebook comment sums it up: Pure dumbness...so her motto is "Let me tell em Imma Hoe and that will make them want me Mo"

GIMMIE MY SPERM BACK!!

Synopsis - There is a lady getting sued for stealing sperm. (article here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7024930/ns/health-sexual_health/)

How she stole it . . . during oral sex.

OK THIS SHIT IS FUNNYYYYYYYYY . . . here is quote from the article:

“She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”

CAN YOU IMAGINE the conversation her and the guy had?


(W) Yea this is your baby.
(M) My baby? Bitch you only gave me head.
(W) I know. Thanks for the gift.
(M) Gift? That's my sperm, bitch, give it back.

HEY FELLAS . . . YOU BETTA MAKE SURE SHE SWALLOWS!!!

ROTFLMAO!!! 

10 Things To Do At Walmart . . .

WHEN YOU ARE BORED.

wally world friggin rocks!!

1. Grab 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren’t looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

5. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

6 Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from “Mission Impossible.”

7. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

8. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

9. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

10. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, “Hey! We’re out of toilet paper in here!” 

or you can take pictures for the website www.peopleofwalmart.com . . . lmao

 

you are what you eat

well i must be a "Smörgåsbord", while my stomach is not as versed as Andrew Zimmern or Anthony Bourdain, i do eat many different foods . . . so i beg to differ with the "you are what you eat" cuz i love PORK and last i checked i was *honeydipped*

and this post is just to say that . . . so got damn it, i don't care that you don't eat pork . . . HAM, BACON, and PORK CHOPS rock. geez. leave me alone.

duct tape . . .

(lol another facebook stolen pic, celly u rock!!)

alright people ask me why do i like taking pics but don't like being in them. this pic below is a prime example. while we might leave the house thinking we look ok, a picture shows the REAL THING, and i'll be damned if i end up on somebody sight getting trashed cuz my outfit look a hot mess. my question is, you know you have on a see thru shirt, you know you have silver tape showing, WHY POSE for a picture?

it's sum dumb people in the world :: TAT STYLE

just sum pree comments . . . how do you explain to your child why do you have a penis tatt'd on you? next, gucci mane is mentally ill . . . ya'll must be too, and then well shit . . . it's just sum dumb ass people. plain DUMB.

And ok . . . in reference to a previous post . . . Kartel's "Gimmie Di Benz Punany" only been out how long?? NOW do you see why i REFUSE to say I have a Benz?? It's far too many on the street!!

 is this the back of a MAN or a WOMAN?

and finally . . . what??? niggas in the hood said you was weak cuz you ain't been shot up so you had to TAT bullet holes on you??? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

oh yea . . . www.nowaygirl.com is the shit. 

good laughs - that's where these pics came from!!