Synopsis - There is a lady getting sued for stealing sperm. (article here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7024930/ns/health-sexual_health/)
How she stole it . . . during oral sex.
OK THIS SHIT IS FUNNYYYYYYYYY . . . here is quote from the article:
“She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”
CAN YOU IMAGINE the conversation her and the guy had?
(W) Yea this is your baby.
(M) My baby? Bitch you only gave me head.
(W) I know. Thanks for the gift.
(M) Gift? That's my sperm, bitch, give it back.
How she stole it . . . during oral sex.
OK THIS SHIT IS FUNNYYYYYYYYY . . . here is quote from the article:
“She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,” the decision said. “There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.”
CAN YOU IMAGINE the conversation her and the guy had?
(W) Yea this is your baby.
(M) My baby? Bitch you only gave me head.
(W) I know. Thanks for the gift.
(M) Gift? That's my sperm, bitch, give it back.
HEY FELLAS . . . YOU BETTA MAKE SURE SHE SWALLOWS!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!

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