scenario . . . i'm dead asleep, my phone keeps ringing to the point i think i'm dreaming, but realize i'm not so i answer my phone . . .
me: uh huh (i really mean i was dead sleep lol)
male: a wah di rassclaat wrong wit u, ansa yuh phone such?
me: huh
male: yow my girl, waah gwaan?
me: (pause tryna collect myself, looking at the number tryna see if i recognize it or the voice) hi, i'm sorry, i was sleep, who is this?
male: a wah di . . . so yuh nuh know mi?
me: look, *inserts name of person i think it is* stop playing, what?
male: oh so yuh nuh know who yuh a fuck?
me: HUH? WHAT?
male: fat pussy gal, is who yuh a give yuh pussy too?
me: (now awoke, pissed, and DING!!! ohhhh shit i recognize this voice) ok, ok, ok wait, this is ******
male: NO IT'S NOT. CLICK.
now i look at the number. i'm like yea ok that's who that is. i call it back, get the voicemail, WHICH confirms, yea that's who it is. so i call back, cuz i'm like WTF.
male: a wah yuh a call mi phone fa?
me: wtf? u woke me out my dead ass sleep, anyways, yea?
male: what yuh mean yea? call out sum man name, *kiss teeth*
me: #1 haven't spoken to u in 5 months, #2 ur #not in my phone #3 ur name is *****
male: no it's not.
me: WELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME?
WHAT IN THE HELL. Apparently, he goes by a nickname, and failed to remember he gave me HIS REAL name when we met. Damn idiot. Guess he was hurt that it wasn't that memorable. ROTFLMAO.
me: uh huh (i really mean i was dead sleep lol)
male: a wah di rassclaat wrong wit u, ansa yuh phone such?
me: huh
male: yow my girl, waah gwaan?
me: (pause tryna collect myself, looking at the number tryna see if i recognize it or the voice) hi, i'm sorry, i was sleep, who is this?
male: a wah di . . . so yuh nuh know mi?
me: look, *inserts name of person i think it is* stop playing, what?
male: oh so yuh nuh know who yuh a fuck?
me: HUH? WHAT?
male: fat pussy gal, is who yuh a give yuh pussy too?
me: (now awoke, pissed, and DING!!! ohhhh shit i recognize this voice) ok, ok, ok wait, this is ******
male: NO IT'S NOT. CLICK.
now i look at the number. i'm like yea ok that's who that is. i call it back, get the voicemail, WHICH confirms, yea that's who it is. so i call back, cuz i'm like WTF.
male: a wah yuh a call mi phone fa?
me: wtf? u woke me out my dead ass sleep, anyways, yea?
male: what yuh mean yea? call out sum man name, *kiss teeth*
me: #1 haven't spoken to u in 5 months, #2 ur #not in my phone #3 ur name is *****
male: no it's not.
me: WELL WHY THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME?
WHAT IN THE HELL. Apparently, he goes by a nickname, and failed to remember he gave me HIS REAL name when we met. Damn idiot. Guess he was hurt that it wasn't that memorable. ROTFLMAO.
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