Thursday, February 10, 2011

joke: stop squeezing the condom off

i don't even really know how to explain this, but i thought this was funny.

i preach to woman . . . DO KEGELS. Kegels are muscle strengthening excersizes recommended by Doctors after child birth, to basically help strengthen vagina muscles back.

anyways, after a few "incidents" the comment was made: stop squeezing the condom off!!



well this is my response . . . sooooo you saying you don't want me to have muscle grip??? what the hell. well maybe you should BUY A CONDOM THAT FITS. why wear a magnum, when you know you're a trojan extra small??? hell if i don't grip, i can't feel it.

4 comments:

  1. OMG pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee put a name to the story LOL LOL LOL this is too funny, needless to say it was the last time he would ever feel that muscle grip

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  2. LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Ok can't stand guys that say oh im a Magnum man maybe they are blinded by the GOLD packaging...Fellas be true to yourself and if your Durex man just accept it...Im not loosening my grip because you want your buddy to be bigger than it is......

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  3. no ma'am - this has to remain anonymous!!! yea @ meeks i totally agree lol

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